During Spanish class today I felt a bug crawling between my eye and my brow. I tried to brush it away, but there was nothing there. The creepy-crawly facial sensation got worse when my classmate, Tex, wondered aloud if I didn't remember seeing some advanced tense of the verb Olvidar (to forget) in a text we'd read two weeks ago. Hello Kitty, a new student from Korea decked in apparel by the same name, was humming a soft melody as I was was trying to remember the verb, "to forget". No, I told Tex, I have absolutely no memory of that verb. I forget! With that, Hello Kitty, humming her ancient tune, widened her eyes and rifled through her Hello Kitty stuffed animal pencil bag. It was then that the facial tickle turned into a full-fledged tick.
I rushed home to explore exactly what my medical issues are. Here's the Google definition:
I have the following symptoms:
- The urge to lunge at Hello Kitty when she hums incessantly from 9:30 am to 1:30 PM
- The urge to lunge at Tex for showing off her photo brain every chance she has.
- The Urge to swear uncontrollably (when learning Spanish).
- Uncontrollable facial tics (while in class).
Symptoms disappear after 1:30 PM when class is over.