Sauteed Police

We decide to dine at a place in our hood tonight - Fabula.  It reminds us of a hip restaurant from home with modern art, dark walls and electronica playing softly in the background.  Then we get the menus -- no English translations available and nada English speaking person to be found. One teen suggests we just close our eyes and order whatever our finger lands on, a sort of Spanish roulette, but we're not brave enough to pull the trigger. Then we have a brainstorm!  We'll use the translator on my Apple iphone to decode the menu.  The iphone can do no wrong.

First menu item: Tartare de boletus y aquacate con naranja de sangre y carbineros salteados.

Translation:  Avocado tartare with mushrooms and blood Narang and sauteed police.