This is really, really odd. Behold La Muher Barbuda (1631). KK and I spied this painting on a tour of a private home, now open to the public, in Sevilla. The subject, Magdalena Venture, is 52 years old here. At age 37, she began to grow a thick beard, a surprise, no doubt, to Felici de Amici, her husband. If you look closely, you'll see that Magdalena is breast feeding a child (at 52?). She looks exactly like her husband standing in the background -- minus the breast.
Imagine what laser hair removal could have done for her.