Why we haven't been to the Museum

A partial list of broken items in the apartment we're renting:

• No cold water in the kitchen
• Broken dishwasher (circa 1995)
• Broken washer and dryer (circa 1995)
• Broken oven (circa?) - already fixed twice
• Broken toilet in Sam's room- already fixed twice
• Broken shower in Sam's room
• 2 broken shutters -- the exterior metal kind that block out sunlight
• Electrical circuitry on the 2nd floor
• Alarm system
• Misc: towel bars (2), shelf in the refrigerator, various cabinet doors

Number of times the electricity has gone out - 8; but our landlord is on vacation until September, so he'll call the electrical company in September...